Meg's crush on Tom Tucker has her apply for an internship at the local television station only to find out her partner is the nerdy Neil.  Caught is a life-threatening situation, Meg decides to kiss Neil to not die having never kissed a boy and finds out Neil taped it to broadcast it to the world.  Meg goes on national television to announce she has no interest in Neil, sending him to jump from a building.  Meanwhile, Stewie's new tricycle is stolen by a bully and Stewie teaches him a lesson.