After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he's a genius. To prove him wrong, Brian makes him take a test, which actually proves he's mentally handicap. Peter abuses his new handicap until Lois gets injured and the state deems Peter unfit to be a parent and take the kids away.
Peter: All right everybody, time for paint ball!
Brian: Uh... I forgot to pick up the paint ballguns.
Joe: We can use these, [he brings a box of live guns] I brought them from the office.
Everyone takes a gun.
Lois: Peter, is it safe to be firing real gun in the house?
Peter: All right, All Right, nobody fire at Lois, she's scare... Okay 1.. 2.. 3... GO!
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So, is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point is it just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?Stewie [to prostitute]
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