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Lois discovers that the school has been teaching Chris incorrect things about sex, so she volunteers to teach the sex-ed class at school.  Some parents become upset with how she teaches the class and have her replaced by a conservative Christian who gets rid of all the schools condoms.  Meanwhile, Stewie becomes terrified of the tooth fairy and sets traps to catch her.

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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Lois: Look Meg, A, Ear sex is just unnatural, and B, how do I say this, vaginal intercourse is...it..its just tops! It's the bee's knees Meg. Oh, when your rattle it around just right, oh my god! I mean, you remember when we had that old car with the bad shocks, and I used to take the old dirt road on purpose! Meg! Meg?
(pans to see Brian in the doorway)
Brian: I love you.

(Smells the pile) Aaaah.... (Jumps into the pile) F**K YEAH!

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