Brian tries to drink away his sorrows when he learns Jillian is getting married and he wakes up in bed next to Lauren Conrad. Brian wants out of the relationship until he realizes LC may be the perfect match for him... if he can get over Jillian.
After Brian is arrested for drug possession he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor Adam West passes the law and the whole town goes to pot. Brian then protests to re-ban marijuana and Mayor Adam West passes the law.
Meg becomes a born-again Christian and tries to convert Brian from atheism. Meanwhile Stewie is furious that he doesn't get to ask the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation any questions at a convention so he kidnaps the cast and forces them to hang out with him.
Peter does everything so he can to receive a promotion at work but he must first be sent back to repeat the third grade in order to qualify. Meanwhile Frank Sinatra, Jr. returns to Quahog to buy the local nightclub with Brian.
[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.