Bonnie and Lois go on a girl's trip to Paris, only for Lois to find out that Bonnie intends to have an affair in the city of love.  Despite Lois's best efforts to dissuade Bonnie, Bonnie finds a suave French counterpart to Joe: a handicapped Frenchman.  When Bonnie decides to stay behind in Paris, Lois calls Joe, who flies over to Paris to win his wife back.

When Peter is left in charge of his kids, he becomes worried about the outbreak of "goat flu" and pulls Meg and Chris from school.  His "cool" methods of teaching have no effect on Meg and Chris and he decides to send them back once he realizes that they've learned nothing from him.