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Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 16
"There's Something About Paulie"
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When Peter hires the mob to destroy his car, he must repay the debt by taking the Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. When Peter tells him he can't hang out with him because of Lois, he mistakes that for Peter wanting Lois killed.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15
"Dammit Janet"
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Lois tries to get Stewie to be more social and sends him to pre-school, where he falls in love with a girl named Janet. Lois becomes a flight attendant and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 14
"Let's Go to the Hop"
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When a plane carrying psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, the students all become addicted to licking toads. Peter goes undercover as a new student, Lando Griffin, to try and convince the kids to stop licking toads.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 13
"Road to Rhode Island"
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Brian goes to pick up Stewie from his Grandparents home but they miss the plane and end up taking a cross-country road trip. Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with videos.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 12
"Fiften Minutes of Shame"
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When Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family she books the family on a talk show. A network exec gets the family to do a reality show and Meg and eventually the rest of the family gets recast.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 11
"A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
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Peter ends up selling one of Chris' paintings to a gallery for $5,000. He moves the family to New York to try and help Chris become a famous artist.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 10
"Running Mates"
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When Lois runs for the school board, Peter runs against her to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter runs a negative campaign against Lois and ends up winning.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9
"If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
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To get a show back on the air, Peter convinces a Make-a-Wish style charity that Chris is dying and his wish is to have the show back on. The scam leads People to believe that Peter heals Chris and is a god.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 8
"I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
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Forced to go on a women's retreat for being sexist at work, Peter becomes a sensitive male. Lois hates this new side of him, and her cat fight at a charity event brings him back.

Watch Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7
"The King is Dead"
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Lois becomes director of the play "The King and I" and Peter wants a role and she names him producer. Peter goes on a power trip, fires Lois, and takes over the play and turns it into a futuristic play.

Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

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