Recap

Ross's first date in nine years ends up on Valentine's Day at the same restaurant his ex-wife is on a date; Joey sets Chandler up on a blind date... with Janice; The girls spend Valentine's building a boyfriend bonfire.

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14

Friends Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Phoebe: (While doing the ritual) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years.