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Rachel waits for Ross at the airport, only to see him return with a new girlfriend, Julie.  After Phoebe gives Joey and Chandler haircuts, Monica wants one but gets a terrible one.  Joey discovers his tailor is a perv.

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Friends Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Joey: How are you doing?
Rachel: I'm okay.
Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then fifty feet of crap, then me.

I swear to God, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!

Joey
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