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Monica buys a bed from Janice's soon-to-be ex-husband and sees him making out with Jancie; Ross tries to bond with Rachel's father; Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class.

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Friends Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Ross: So, Dr. Green, how's the old boat.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Ross: It gives it a nice antique-y look.
Dr. Green: Rust is boat cancer, Ross.
Ross: Wow, I'm sorry. When I was a kid I lost a bike to that.

Ross: I think your Dad must have added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.
Rachel: Yeah. That's Daddy.
Ross: That's Daddy?! But doesn't it bother you? You're a waitress.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but ya know if he was a regular at the coffee house, I'd be serving him sneezers.
Ross: So?
Rachel: So. Ross, I've bugged him about this a million times, he's not gonna change.
Ross: You really serve people sneezers?