Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. (hangs up) Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu. Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?
Fry: That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted. And I once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt! Bender: Oh, come on! That food was fine! The salt content was 10% less than a lethal dose! Zoidberg: Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds.