Recap
When Jess doesn't call, Rory goes to a hockey game with Dean and his new girlfriend; Emily catches Trix making out with a man in a jogging suit; Lane and Dave convince Young Chui to be Lane's fake boyfriend; Rory leaves an angry voicemail for Jess, learning after he was planning a surprise for her.
Lorelai Gilmore: Maybe we should bring it in a bit more. Rory: Oh, sure, but first why don't you use a medieval torture instrument to crush my ribs and flatt...
