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House asks the team to diagnose Jesus on next week's new episode, while Taub worries that his wife is cheating. Intrigued enough to check out these sneak peeks at "Small Sacrifices" now?
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A possible case of smallpox made for an exciting episode of House this week. Our critic was once again dissatisfied with an ending that focused on House and Cuddy, however.
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Is there really an outbreak of smallpox on next week's episode of House? Yes, and you can get an early look at "Pox on Our House" in this Fox preview.
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Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

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You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

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