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Check out the attached trailer for the latest House episode, which focuses on a fallen fitness guru. The hour is titled "Let Them Eat Cake."
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People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

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You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

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