House Reviews

It was House 101 this week: an unusual case, a last-second diagnosis, a couple of side plots that provided humor and distraction. Nothing too special about "You Must Remember This."
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Chase dealt with a fake photo of his penis on House this week, while the team dealt with the pressing case of a drill instructor and a secret he was keeping from one of his teenage charges.
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Candice Bergen made an appearance as Cuddy's mother this week, while Taub came to a realization about his marriage. The first House episode of 2011 was solid, but nothing special.
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A possible case of smallpox made for an exciting episode of House this week. Our critic was once again dissatisfied with an ending that focused on House and Cuddy, however.
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House and Wilson spent this week's episode scrambling, trying to keep a secret from Cuddy concerning her daughter. Elsewhere, Taub was placed in charge of hiring a woman for the team.
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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Arlene [to Cuddy]: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.