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House Recap: "Epic Fail"
House Recap: "Epic Fail"

by Matt Richenthal at Comments

House the chef? Entertaining for a few moments, but nothing compared to House the doctor. Our favorite diagnostic expert tried his hand...

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House Recap: "Broken"
House Recap: "Broken"

by Matt Richenthal at Comments

They didn't break me. I am broken. Did House viewers ever expect those words to come out of the mouth of the show's main character?...

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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.