How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1

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When Robin shows up with a new boyfriend, Gael (guest star Enrique Iglesias), Ted decides he's ready to move on and hit the town with Barney.  While out he meets Amy (guest star Mandy Moore), a tattooed party girl that he spends the night with.  Ted wakes up with a butterfly tattoo on his lower back (tramp stamp).  Marshall informs Barney that he has 55 days until his next slap and shows him a countdown.

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How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Barney: It's not possible! You cannot have sex on a windsurfing board!
Lily: How do you know?
Barney: Glad you asked, Lily. I have crafted a list of all vehicles, land-based, aquatic, and airborne, in which / on which it is possible to have sex. Of these 33, I have had sex in / on 31. Windsurfing board: not on the list. Oh, PS in order to hit 33, all I need is bobsled and the Apollo 11 space capsule.
Lily: To get that last one, you'd have to break into the Smithsonian.
Barney: This conversation never happened.

Barney: Here it is: Acrobats from Montreal, they're super flexible. We are gonna get Cirque-du-So-laid. What uppppp?

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