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"The Duel"
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Ted and Marshall get into a fight over who gets the apartment when Marshall and Lily get married. When the two try to settle it with a sword fight, Lily accidentally gets stabbed.

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"Matchmaker"
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Ted goes to a matchmaker whose computer program only returns woman who have already been matched. Lily and Marshall discover a Cockamouse, a combination of a cockroach and mouse, in their apartment.

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"Slutty Pumpkin"
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Ted waits around the apartment on Halloween in the hopes that the girl dressed as a slutty pumpkin from years ago will return to their rooftop party.

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"Okay Awesome"
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Ted and Barney go to a club to pick up woman while Lily and Marshall try to be grown ups and host a wine party at the house for other couples.

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"Return of the Shirt"
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Ted tries to rekindle a past relationship but quickly discovers why it didn't work the first time.

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"Sweet Taste of Liberty"
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Ted and Barney fly to Philadelphia after using one of Barney's techniques to pick up women. While in Philadelphia the boys might not score but they do something legendary.

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"Purple Giraffe"
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After Ted throw three parties so he can casually hang out with Robin again, they end up just being friends. Barney tries to pick up the girl who knows no one at the party.

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"Pilot"
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Marshall proposed to Lily who says yes which prompts Ted to begin his journey to find his wife. Ted meets Robin, who he thinks is the one.

HIMYM Quotes

Ted [to Stella in his dream encounter]: You picked the wrong guy.
Stella: Ted?
Ted: You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy? Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last eight years? You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. Good-bye.
Stella: Ted, wait.
Ted: Look, Stella, I am not here to win you back. I am here because I need to know that you know you made the biggest mistake of your life.
Stella: I know

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney