Ted [commenting on Marshall's Pumpkin Latte joke]: Alright, there's only two reasons she'd laugh at that: one, it's the first joke she's ever heard, or two, she likes you! You should totally ask her out. Marshall: You think? Ted: Yea! That's why you're not back with Lily, right? So you can experience what it's like to be single. Marshall: Well, what if the heart doesn't mean anything? What if she writes it on all the cups? Ted: Mine says Ted. No heart. Barney: Mine says S..Sw...Swarley. How'd they get "Swarley" from 'Barney'? Who would ever be called Swarley?
Ted: So I guess that decides it. Marshall: Yep. Barney: Hanging out at a coffee place: not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar. Ted: ...Hey, what's that? Marshall: What? Ted: That cute coffee girl wrote a heart by your name! Somebody has a crush on you! Barney: [in a sing-song voice as well] Somebody thinks you're me!