"The Gang Runs for Office"

Frank encourages Dennis to run for office, while Mac tries to get him to drop out.

" The Gang Exploits a Miracle"

Mac and Dee become bother when the rest of the gang exploits a Virgin Mary water stain lookalike; a reunion with an old friend, "Rickey Cricket" sparks feelings in Dee.

"The Gang Gives Back "

After being arrested for arson, the gang is sentenced to do community service. Charlie is ordered to AA where he ends up with the waitress as his sponsor.

"Hundred Dollar Baby"

When Frank runs into an old rival at the gym, and he begins training Dee to fight the guy's daughter; Mac and Dennis prep Charlie to compete in an underground street fight.

"Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom"

Barbara hooks up with Mac to make Frank jealous; Dennis attempts to get revenge on Mac by sleeping with his mother.

"Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"

After Frank's ownership is bothering the twins, Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and go on welfare; Mac and Charlie have to pick up the slack.

"The Gang Goes Jihad"

When the gang fears they move lose the bar to an Israeli, they go jihad; Meanwhile, Frank is unhappy to find his wife has returned to town.

"Charlie Gets Crippled"

When Charlie gets run over, the gang discovers the advantages of being handicap; Dennis and Dee's estranged father, Frank, re-enters their lives.

"Charlie Got Molested"

When their former elementary school gym teacher is accused of sexual molestation, Charlie reacts funny. The gang suspects he was molested as a child and try to help their friend.

"The Gang Finds a Dead Guy"

Mac and Dennis pretend to be friends of a dead guy they find in the bar to sleep with his granddaughter; Charlie accompanies Dee to the nursing home to visit her grandfather.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place.
Mac: How you gonna do that?
Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right?
Mac: Yeah.
Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do.
Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor.
Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.