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Mac and Dennis pretend to be friends of a dead guy they find in the bar to sleep with his granddaughter; Charlie accompanies Dee to the nursing home to visit her grandfather.

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6

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

I have a little bit of a problem with old people...I find them kinda creepy...and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It's their hands really, you can see right through 'em and all their inside business.

Dee

Dee: Oh, you are being ridiculous. He's a professional football player.
Mac: No, look, I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.
Dee: You can't break Tom Brady's arm.
Mac: Oh yes, I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.

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