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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2

"Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad"

Dee gets contacted by a man online claiming to be her real father; Mac goes to prison to his his father.

"Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass"

Dennis and Mac strip all rules from Paddy's bar; Frank takes advantage to bring in gambling; Charlie tries to prove his love for America by protesting while Dee joins to show her acting.

"The Gang Runs for Office"

Frank encourages Dennis to run for office, while Mac tries to get him to drop out.

" The Gang Exploits a Miracle"

Mac and Dee become bother when the rest of the gang exploits a Virgin Mary water stain lookalike; a reunion with an old friend, "Rickey Cricket" sparks feelings in Dee.

"The Gang Gives Back "

After being arrested for arson, the gang is sentenced to do community service. Charlie is ordered to AA where he ends up with the waitress as his sponsor.

"Hundred Dollar Baby"

When Frank runs into an old rival at the gym, and he begins training Dee to fight the guy's daughter; Mac and Dennis prep Charlie to compete in an underground street fight.

"Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom"

Barbara hooks up with Mac to make Frank jealous; Dennis attempts to get revenge on Mac by sleeping with his mother.

"Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"

After Frank's ownership is bothering the twins, Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and go on welfare; Mac and Charlie have to pick up the slack.

"The Gang Goes Jihad"

When the gang fears they move lose the bar to an Israeli, they go jihad; Meanwhile, Frank is unhappy to find his wife has returned to town.

"Charlie Gets Crippled"

When Charlie gets run over, the gang discovers the advantages of being handicap; Dennis and Dee's estranged father, Frank, re-enters their lives.

Show:
Season:
2
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Total Episodes:
10

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Quotes

Charlie [in a wheelchair and army vet attire]: This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it.
Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking.
Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn.
Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened?
Charlie: Viet-goddamn-nam, that's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!

Dennis: Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?
Sweet Dee: Same thing you're doing. I'm not letting dad give all this shit to poor people.
Dennis: Alright, hey I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and I'm taking the fish tank.
Sweet Dee: How come you get to pick and choose?
Dennis: It's not that I get to pick and choose, it's that I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things. You're a woman, you're weak and... you can't.
Sweet Dee: You're a woman and you're weak.
Dennis: That doesn't make any sense.
Sweet Dee: You don't make any sense

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