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In order to make a little profit, the guys allowed underage kids to drink at Paddy's and Dee starts dating the high school jock.

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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3
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Dee: Can we please get out of here, let's go.
Mac: Why?
Dee: Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird.
Charlie: That girl Sarah asked me too.
Dee: You're kidding?
Mac: What, no we can't go to the prom, that's pathetic.
Charlie: What do you mean we, who asked you?
Mac: Let's just go. Let's just go.

Dee: I went out with tons of guys in high school.
Dennis: You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were twenty years old. Everyone was afraid of you.
Dee: No, they weren't.
Dennis: You looked like a monster!