Phil had a new promotional design prepared for his real estate services and   graphically imaged onto the family van. The way it was depicted seemed to indicate that Claire and Haley were available for services altogether different from those of a typical realtor.

Cam took over the children's musical at Luke and Manny's school and overproduced it, much to the ire of the children. Cam chided Mitchell into keeping his mouth shut with regard to any criticism. The play ended with an inadvertent advocation of the F-word by the children.

Jay's brother Donny came to visit. Their terrorizing of one another drove Gloria to chastise Jay for the lack of love between them. Jay reached out to Donny to find out Donny has been having treatments for cancer. Donny didn't want to tell Jay because he didn't want to be treated with kid gloves.