- Matthew Broderick guest stars as a bulldogs alum with a crush on Phil.
- Phil sends out the wrong signals.
- Cam and Mitchell get a surprise mural painted for Jay and Gloria's nursery.
- Jay is upset about turning his office into a nursery.
- Claire puts too much pressure on Alex at the academic decathlon.
- Manny and Luke crash bar mitzvahs to find a girl Manny is crushing on.