- The high school has open house.

- Alex has a meltdown and seeks out a therapist (John Benjamin Hickey).

- Haley helps Mitchell take down his enviro-snob neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg.)

- Gloria spars with another mom (Jane Krakowski).

- Jay gets Phil in trouble.

- Manny and Luke have a double date with twins.

- Cam wants to host dodgeball at open house.