- Shorty is back with his girlfriend guest star Jennifer Tilly.

- Gloria is jealous that Jay won't do anything fun with her.

- Mitchell bets Cam that he can't pick up a hot girl in a bar, guest star Leslie Mann.

- Mitchell tricks Jay into thinking he's taking a drug to overcome his dancing fear.

- Phil builds a treehouse for Luke, but it's really for him.

- Haley has a hard time writing her college essay so Claire plays a prank on her.