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Ready to watch NCIS online? This is your chance to relive all of the team's cases, exchanges and decisions, while catching up on anything you may have missed on the long-running and increasingly popular CBS drama.
A petty officer's recruitment session at a college fair comes to a fatal end, prompting the NCIS team, accompanied by Dr. Mallard's predecessor, to solve his murder.
Gibbs and the NCIS team partner with a Coast Guard Investigative Service (CGIS) Agent to solve the murder of a Marine gunned down on a dinner boat.
The NCIS team investigates the disappearance of a Navy petty officer who is the sole witness in an upcoming murder trial.
Part II of the Fall Sweeps arc featuring the return of Ziva's father, Eli David, and all the complications stemming from his surprising arrival.
The team is assigned to protect Ziva's father, Eli David, when his attendance at a NCIS conference leads to some unexpected surprises.
Abby and the rest of the team members are stunned when Gibbs enlists the help of none other than DiNozzo's father to solve a case.
In the sixth episode of the eighth season, the team begins to worry about Abby when she becomes obsessed with a murder investigation.
When a controversial DJ and a Naval Officer are shot to death, Ziva, McGee, DiNozzo and Gibbs uncover what turns out to be a sinister plan.
DiNozzo, Ziva and the team tries to avoid an international incident when an American petty officer is killed on a British ship.
Gibbs, Ducky, Palmer and the rest of team turn to the FBI for answers when a female bomb tech is linked to a homicide.
McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.
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McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.
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