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On this 250th episode of NCIS, Tony's father comes to town with important good news. Before he can tell it to his son, Tony shoots a man in Navy uniform and kills him.
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On the 250th episode of NCIS, Tony Sr. makes another memorable appearance. Watch the promo and see photos from the episode now.
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NCIS Season 11 Episode 15 gave us the case of an unscrupulous guns dealer who was selling defective body armor to military families. Watch the episode to see what happens.
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On NCIS, someone is selling faulty body armor, which is ending up with soldiers in Afghanistan - and the NCIS team is on a race to find the culprit before soldiers are harmed. Read our review for more.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

Cabot: As you know, the Navy is trying harder than ever to eradicate sexual assault in their ranks.
Gibbs: Was Ensign Tate a rape suspect?
Cabot: Right to the point, as always. No Gibbs, Tate was a second-party complainant. He reported an assault on behalf of a friend.