NCIS News

After a gripping episode this week in "Enemies Foreign," NCIS picks up right where it left off next week in "Enemies Domestic." Here's CBS' first promo for Part II ...
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When Ziva's father makes a surprise appearance in the U.S., the NCIS team must ensure his protection. But in "Enemies Foreign," the adversary was formidable and the mystery deep.
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NCIS has tapped Bob Newhart as a medical examiner who will mix things up in the coming months. How Ducky responds remains to be seen.
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The world isn't big enough for one Tony DiNozzo. Anytime you get two of them in the same place, NCIS becomes a wildly unpredictable (and funny) place. Read about it in our review of "Broken Arrow."
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On next week's NCIS, the team worries about Abby when she becomes obsessed with a murder investigation. Here's a promo for it.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott