NCIS News

Next week's NCIS could be trouble for McGee and Tony. Watch the promo for "Defiance" here to see why.
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NCIS paid tribute to one of their fallen comrades last night in an unusual manner. Their psych evaluations from Kate Todd's sister of all people revealed what she meant to them.
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Ziva's as-yet-unseen boyfriend Ray will make an appearance on NCIS soon. Any theories on what he looks like or what capacity they'll introduce him in?
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NCIS has been picked up by CBS for a ninth season, with Mark Harmon agreeing to a new, two-year deal with the network. We wholeheartedly approve.
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NCIS investigated the case of a dead Marine whose wife was the prime suspect, but whose killer turned out to be someone else entirely. Oh, and McGee had his identity stolen.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.