-Coach takes Cece out on a date.
-Though she is initially put off by his bluster, she succumbs to his charms once he is more honest with her.
-Schmidt is tortured by the idea of Coach dating Cece, and becomes obsessed with ruining the date.
-Jess tries to occupy him by having him meet other girls, but when she is distracted, he slips off.
-Jess chases him down, trying to convince him to not ruin the date. Schmidt tells Jess that she must run him over to stop him.
-She initially hits him very gently with her car, but when she is very startled by a loud noise, she accidentally runs Schmidt all the way over.
-He receives some medical attention, but is okay.
-He and Jess arrive home to see Coach and Cece making out in front of their building.
-Nick has accidentally let Winston's cat, Furguson, out of the house.
-A woman named Bertie calls the number on the collar, and Nick and Winston travel to her house to pick up the cat.
-Bertie is extremely odd, but Winston is attracted to her, and sends Nick home with the cat so that he can make his move.
She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!Schmidt
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Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.