New Girl Reviews

When Jess realizes her biological clock is ticking on New Girl, she drags Cece with her to the gynecologist. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to craft his zombie novel.
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When younger neighbors move in next door, Schmidt and Jess try to befriend them, but will they be deemed cool enough to hang with a younger crowd? Find out in our review of New Girl!
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Schmidt pretends to be Mitt Romney's son to get a girl and Nick and Jess discuss their relationship, but will they be able to stay just friends? Find out in our review of New Girl!
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Still unemployed, Jess takes advantage of a case of mistaken identity to hook up with a handsome stranger but when she's caught in her lie can she explain without hurting anyone? Find out in our New Girl review!
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Jess and Paul have a one night stand in New Girl this week, which turns out to be more complicated than Jess thought. Nick makes a big life decision, and Winston gets a piercing.
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Jess and Russell hit a relationship rough patch, CeCe and Schmidt open up to each other and Nick tries his hand at farming on New Girl this week.
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.


I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"