New Girl Reviews

Nick and Julia's relationship hits a rough patch on New Girl this week, while Julia confronts Jess about her quirks. Will Jess stick up for herself?
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This week in New Girl, Jess and the gang throw Schmidt a birthday party that doesn't go quite according to plan. Also, Nick finds a new love interest.
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On this episode of New Girl, Jess gets sex lessons from porn and from Schmidt. Unfortunately, they're bad lessons, and the results aren't pretty. What happened? Read on to find out...
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On this episode of New Girl, lots of conflict arises courtesy of Jess' students and their hand bells coming in and disturbing the facade of peace. Do their issues get resolved? Read on to find out...
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On tonight's New Girl, Jess walks in on Nick naked, which completely throws off his game with his hot date. What exactly happened? Read more to find out.
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Nick and Jess pretend to be a couple at a friend's wedding to act as a buffer for Nick's ex-girlfriend. Schmidt, in his own way, tries to get laid. Find out what happens when things don't go according to plan...
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Jess must face her old cheating boyfriend in order to get her stuff back. Will she be able to withstand his kryptonite hold over her? Let's find out.
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New Girl is all about Zooey Deschanel. That's definitely not a bad thing, as the adorable actress made us laugh on the series premiere.
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach