Nurse Jackie

Saturdays 9:00 PM on Showtime
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Recap

On Nurse Jackie's second episode, we learn more about Jackie and her husband, Kevin. They grow concerned that older daughter Grace is suffering from anxiety disorder.

Meanwhile, the hospital administrator drinks Jackie's Percocet-laced coffee.

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Nurse Jackie Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

(voice-over) Watch and learn. Percocet should never be crushed, broken or chewed unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightning. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightning which I am not.

Jackie

Mrs. Akalitus: I have no choice but to initiate an internal investigation.
Jackie: I resent what you're insinuating. Why on earth would my nursing student flush a man's ear down the toilet?
Zoey: But I'm the one who found it.
Mrs. Akalitus: And there are firemen who set their own fires just to call them in.
Jackie: You know, you're not wrong. My uncle Gary torched a hobby store. But that was an insurance thing. Anyway, I hope you get the bottom of this.