A temp named Kelly started work this week, talking a big game about volunteering in Haiti and having the balls to question Jackie, sit at her desk, etc. Zoey was appalled, but Jackie did her best to ignore it and treat Kelly kindly.

Elsewhere:

- Coop continued his downward trend brought on by his mom' divorcing.

- Jackie looked up how to get Oxy online, but then deleted her History and made it appear to Kevin, when he snooped, that she was going to AA meetings.

- Jackie asked Eddie not to date Tunie.

- The statues were all removed from the hospital church.

- Zoey passed along a number to Lenny, given to him by a female patient, but he tossed it away and made it clear he only wants to date her.