When Ron sends Leslie up to the fourth floor to visit the DMV, she runs into Tom and Wendy and discovers they just got divorced. Tom, still desperate to keep his greencard marriage a secret for fear of prison, has to act sad. Leslie and the gang decide to take Tom out to Jurassic Fork for dinner. After many, many drinks, Tom continues to act sad so Leslie knows where she needs to take him... to the local strip club, the Glitter Factory. When Ron asks Tom if he ask out Wendy now that the sham marriage is over, Tom actually gets sad for reals. So sad not even a lap dance bought by Leslie can make him happy. He drowns himself so far in his sorrows that he passes out and Ron has to carry him into his home where they run into Wendy on a date.
Meanwhile, Andy continues to harass Mark and Ann. At the Jurassic Fork, Andy challenges Marks to a game of pool and tries to hussle him. Only it turns out Mark is way better at pool and Andy ends up losing $4800 until Mark manages to scratch on the 8-ball, giving Mark full ownership of Ann. Of course, this means nothing when Ann goes homes with Mark. The next day Andy agrees to finally leave them alone.
They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.Ron
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They put a popcorn machine up there just to brighten things up, but they used the wrong kind of oil and a bunch of people had to get their throats replaced.Leslie
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