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Andy and April invite everyone in the Parks Department to a Dinner Party they’re hosting. The two eventually reveal that the Dinner Party is merely a way to get everyone together because they’re actually getting married.

When Leslie gets word of Andy and April’s impending nuptials she continually tries to convince the two of them to take things slow.

During all of this Ben is contemplating moving back to Indianapolis but seeks out Leslie’s advice on whether he should go or stay in Pawnee and work under Chris.  He eventually decides to stay.

Elsewhere, at a singles mixer, Ann is having trouble flirting and talking to men. Ann seeks Donna’s help who begrudgingly accepts.

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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"


"The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy."