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Leslie decides to try out online dating after being turned down by Ben and only seeming to attract sleazy guys.  The site tells her Tom is her soulmate with a 98% match. Leslie goes out on a fake date with Tom to see how on Earth they can be a match.

Meanwhile, Ron and Chris make a bet to see who can make the better burger. Chris makes a healthy, turkey burger with healthy toppings while Ron makes a burger made with real meat and a bun.

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10

Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Zerts are what I call deserts, tray trays are what I call entrees, sandwiches are sammies, sandoozles or Adam Sandlers, air conditioners are cool blaterz with a "z" ... I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies, I call noodles long ass rice, fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick, chicken parmesan is chicky chicky parm parm, chicken caciatore is chicky catch, I call eggs pre-birds or future birds, root beer is super water, tortillas are bean blankets, and I call forks... food rakes!

Tom

Listen, I've eaten a commissary hamburger for lunch every day for twelve years. I just wanted to make sure this pointless health crusade won't affect the only part of my job that I like.

Ron