Royal Pains News

Hank struggled to treat Boris' ailing friend in time for his secret summit. Was he able to deliver? Read this week's Royal Pains review now!
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Eddie R. returned to the Hamptons to mediate the impasse between his two sons, while Divya attempted to reconnect with her mother on Royal Pains this week. Were new and better relationships fostered? Read the review now!
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Divya launched a devious plan to force HankMed back together on Royal Pains this week. Did her plan work,or did it only make things worse? Read the review now to find out!
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Hank and Evan struggle to divide their assets, especially when they go to treat the same patient. How did they resolve their latest run-in? Read this week's Royal Pains review now!
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Royal Pains Quotes

(after Hank convinced Marshall Bryant to get clean from alcohol and drugs)
Marshall: Well, Hank deserves credit for leading me to water.
Hank: Hey, I can lead the horse, but I can't make him drink... or not drink. You know what I'm saying.

Divya: Hank, this is Kylie.
Kylie: I'm the disgruntled mistress.
Hank: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Kylie: It's 'cause I didn't go to college and I hate retail.