Elliot: I just don't know what to do about Dr. Cox! J.D.: What the hell is going on, here? Elliot: It's like, I say one thing, he says the other. I seriously can't take it anymore. J.D.: Fine, why don't you just quit, become a lesbian, and hook up with some hot model? Elliot: What does that have to do with anything? J.D.: I don't know...I just thought it'd be hot
Turk: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and, you know...we're past that whole new, exciting relationship phase, and...all that's left is us. Baby, I gotta tell you: You drive me crazy. All right? You take my french fries; you-you boss me around in front of my friends- Carla: You said strong women turn you on!