J.D.: I'm just asking you to check, Franklyn, and see if you could've made a mistake. Franklyn: Look, I've worked here seven years, and never made a single mistake! Elliot: You mixed up my patients' urine samples yesterday! Franklyn: Okay, I make lots of mistakes. But I really have to go to the bathroom right now, and after that I'm going to lunch
Carla: Let me ask you something. You're kind of a boob guy, right? J.D.: Excuse me? Carla: I can tell, because I've seen you look at mine. Um, not in a sleazy way, or anything... J.D.: I think this is the most uncomfortable conversation I've ever had! Carla: You wanna touch one? J.D.: I stand corrected! You're my best friend's girlfriend! Carla: Ah, so your instinct is to pass on this fantastic one-time offer? J.D.: I'm afraid so... Carla: I'm up here, Bambi. J.D.: Oh, sorry.