J.D.: Yeah. You know what's weird, though? It's like, Dr. Cox and I are pretty vegan-kosher. Turk: He hasn't yelled at you? J.D.: No. Turk: This is the guy that screamed on you for like twenty minutes for dropping a thermometer? And he hasn't raised his voice once about you bumping uglies with his ex-wife? J.D.: Mm-mm. Turk: I don't get that guy
J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla. Carla: No, he's not. Dr. Cox: Actually, I am. Carla: You're starting again. J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you. Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust! J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry. Turk: Not anymore! Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat. Dr. Cox: I'm a threat! Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me. J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused... Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you? Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that! Dr. Cox: Apparently not!