Marco helps Turk write his own wedding vows; J.D. resigns himself to a relationship with Elliot despite not loving her; when Jordan insists she and Cox stop fighting, he antagonizes the Janitor. Moved by Turk's vows, J.D. admits to Elliot he doesn't love her.
Turk: Anyway, uh... I may not ever be able to tell you how much you mean to me, but I promise I will try to show you... for the rest of my life. I love you. Carla: I love you. Elliot: Aren't they amazing? J.D.: I don't love you. Elliot: What? J.D.: Please don't cry. Elliot: Oh, I won't. She angrily shoves him and throws him over the table J.D.: Oh, God! Someone call 9-1-1! Elliot: Oh, could I get a little more wine, please?