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Scrubs Interns: Episode 7 and 8

In anticipation of J.D. finally getting some respect from Dr. Cox on tonight's episode of Scrubs, "Their Story II," we decided to post...
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ABC Wants Scrubs Season Nine

ABC Wants Scrubs Season Nine

We have some good news for Scrubs fans that have been holding out for another season of the hilarious sitcom.  Despite losing Donald...
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Scrubs Quotes

Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?

Ah, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate. (Slams a pack of paper on the countertop, hurting Keith's ears) Memories. Do you know that once, Dr. Cox made me give every air conditioning unit in this hospital a pap smear? The wacky thing is room 403 did have some yeast issues.

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