Seinfeld Gets Robbed
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After Jerry's apartment gets robbed, he wants to move and George finds him a new apartment.  However, soon George wants the apartment for himself and after the two fight over, they decide neither should take it.

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Seinfeld Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Policeman: Let's see, that's uh, one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR and a computer is that 'bout it?
Elaine: Answering machine.
Jerry: Answering machine. Oh, I hate the idea of someone out there returning my calls.

Policeman: Well, Mr. Seinfeld, we'll look into it and, uh, we'll let you know if we find anything.
Jerry: Do you ever find anything?
Policeman: No.

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