Seinfeld Season 2

The Busboy Picture
"The Busboy"

Jerry, George and Elaine go out to dinner and when a menu catches on fire at the table next to them, they end up getting the busboy fired.

"The Chinese Restaurant"

Jerry, George and Elaine attempt to eat a chinese restaurant without reservations and just keep being told they'll have a table in 5 to 10 minutes.

The Baby Shower Pic
"The Baby Shower"

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's apartment. There, George attempts to tell off a girl for the worst date of his life and Kramer convinces Jerry to pirate cable.

The Deal Picture
"The Deal"

Elaine and Jerry end up sleeping together after watching pornography together and try and have a friends with benefits arrangement.

The Heart Attack Picture
"The Heart Attack"

George thinks he has a heart attack, but really just needs a tonsillectomy. Kramer recommends George see a holistic healer instead, who gives him a tea that makes George sick.

The Revenge Pic
"The Revenge"

George quits his job and immediately regrets it and tries to return to work as if nothing happened. Jerry is convinced money he had hidden in his laundry bag went missing at the laundromat.

The Statue Picture
"The Statue"

Jerry inherits some of his grandfather's stuff and in the collection is a statue that looks like one that George's family had until he broke it. Jerry promises it to George, but the statue gets stolen.

"The Apartment"

When Elaine is depressed about her apartment, Jerry overhears an opening in his building and immediately tells Elaine. Meanwhile, George tries wearing a wedding ring to meet women.

The Phone Message Pic
"The Phone Message"

George gets angry when his girlfriend, Carol, doesn't return his calls and leaves nasty voicemail messages. When he learns she's on vacation, he and Jerry break into her apartment to clear the machine.

Inside Out Jacket
"The Jacket"

Jerry purchases an expensive suede jacket that he wears when he and George go to meet Elaine's father. He ends up ruining the jacket in an attempt to impress her father.

The Pony Remark Pic
"The Pony Remark"

At his aunt's dinner, Jerry makes a comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony, possibly leading to her death. Kramer and Jerry bet whether he'll add a new level to his apartment.

The Ex-Girlfriend Pic
"The Ex-Girlfriend"

After George complains about his girlfriend, Marlene, Jerry convinces George to dump her. After going to pick up some of George's old things from Marlene, he ends up dating her himself.

Show:
Season:
2
Air Dates:
to
Total Episodes:
12

Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.

(George, Jerry and Elaine are sitting at a table. Jerry and George are wearing baseball uniforms.)
George: Who gets picked off in softball? It's unheard of.
Jerry: It's never happened to me before.
Elaine: I remember saying to myself, "Why is Jerry so far off the base?"
Jerry: I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life.
(George consults his stat sheet of the game)
George: And then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly?
Jerry: I thought there were two outs.
Elaine: I couldn't believe it when I saw you running. (laughing) I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something.
Jerry: It was the single worst moment of my life.
George: What about Sharon Besser?
Jerry: Oh, well, of course. Nineteen seventy three.
Elaine: Makes you wonder, though, doesn't it?
Jerry: Wonder about what?
Elaine: You know (looking up) the spirit world.
Jerry: You think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?
Elaine: I never saw anyone play like that.
Jerry: But I went to the funeral.
Elaine: Yeah, but that doesn't make up for killing her.
George: Maybe Manya missed the funeral because she was off visiting another galaxy that day.
Jerry: Don't you think she would've heard I was there?
George: Not necessarily.
(pause)
Jerry: Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony?
(Elaine laughs)