Jerry inherits some of his grandfather's stuff and in the collection is a statue that looks like one that George's family had until he broke it. Jerry promises it to George, but the statue gets stolen.
George gets angry when his girlfriend, Carol, doesn't return his calls and leaves nasty voicemail messages. When he learns she's on vacation, he and Jerry break into her apartment to clear the machine.
George: I like sports. I could do something in sports. Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity? George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something. Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get. George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game. Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments. George: What about that? Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting. George: Well, that's really not fair. Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like? George: Movies. I like to watch movies. Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. George: Do they pay people to watch movies? Jerry: Projectionists. George: That's true. Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector. George: Right. Jerry: And it's probably a union thing. George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host? Jerry: Talk show host. That's good. George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host. Jerry: Really? George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start? Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky. George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host". Jerry: I wouldn't think so. George: It's all politics. Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else? George: This could have been a huge mistake. Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.
(George, Jerry and Elaine are sitting at a table. Jerry and George are wearing baseball uniforms.) George: Who gets picked off in softball? It's unheard of. Jerry: It's never happened to me before. Elaine: I remember saying to myself, "Why is Jerry so far off the base?" Jerry: I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life. (George consults his stat sheet of the game) George: And then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly? Jerry: I thought there were two outs. Elaine: I couldn't believe it when I saw you running. (laughing) I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something. Jerry: It was the single worst moment of my life. George: What about Sharon Besser? Jerry: Oh, well, of course. Nineteen seventy three. Elaine: Makes you wonder, though, doesn't it? Jerry: Wonder about what? Elaine: You know (looking up) the spirit world. Jerry: You think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me? Elaine: I never saw anyone play like that. Jerry: But I went to the funeral. Elaine: Yeah, but that doesn't make up for killing her. George: Maybe Manya missed the funeral because she was off visiting another galaxy that day. Jerry: Don't you think she would've heard I was there? George: Not necessarily. (pause) Jerry: Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony? (Elaine laughs)