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Jerry purchases an expensive suede jacket that he wears when he and George go to meet Elaine's father.  He ends up ruining the jacket in an attempt to impress her father.

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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

George: (singing) Master of the house, doling out the charm
(later)
Mr. Benes: (singing) Master of the house, keeper of the inn

I had a leather jacket that got ruined. Now, why does moisture ruin leather? I don't get this. Aren't cows outside most of the time? I don't understand it. When it's raining do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in, we're all wearing leather. Open the door! We're gonna ruin the whole outfit here!" "Is it suede?" "I am suede, the whole thing is suede, I can't have this cleaned. It's all I got!"

Jerry