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Keith Hernandez on Seinfeld
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Elaine and Keith hit it off, until he pulls out a cigarette; Kramer gets Jerry to come with him to see the neighbors' new baby; George tries to sleep with a really tall woman.

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18

Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Jerry: That's what death is, really: it's the last big move. The hearse is like the van, the pallbearers are your close friends, the only ones you can ask to help you in a move like this, and the casket is that one perfect box you've been looking for your entire life. The only problem is, once you find it, you're in it.

Newman: Wow, it was McDowell.
Jerry: But why? Why McDowell?
Kramer: Well, maybe because we were sitting in the right field stands cursing at him in the bullpen all game.
Newman: He must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head.