The Ticket Picture
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Newman uses Kramer as a witness in his attempt to get out of a speed ticket.  Their excuse for Newman's speeding?  He was trying to stop Kramer from killing himself when he didn't get a bank job.

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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who's he?
Jerry: He's somebody!
George: What about me?
Jerry: You're nobody.
George: Why him? Why not me?
Jerry: He's good, you're not.
George: I'm better than him!
Jerry: You're worse! Much much worse.

Newman: (telling the suicide banker story) I wanted to see how he was doing. Well, Your Honor, he was barely audible, but I-I distinctly recall him saying-
Kramer: (involuntarily) Hey, Yo-Yo Ma.