Recap

Jerry has to explain to his parents why he never wears the watch they gave him; Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office; George fails to try and hold out on their pilot for more money.

Show:
Seinfeld
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Episode Number:
5
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Jerry: Let me explain to you what you just did. There are literally hundreds of people trying to get pilot deals with them this year. They go with maybe five. Okay, if we pass, that's it. They go to the next show.
George: Ooooo, I'm scaredOhooo, they're not gonna do the show.
Jerry: We're lucky they're even interested in the show in the first place. We got a show about nothing. With no story. What do you think, they're up there going, "Hey, maybe we should give those two guys, who have no experience and no ideas, more money"?
George: Ohooo, what are we gonna do? I'm shaking. I'm shaking.

(reading the form) 'Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?'

Morty